A couple days ago I was watchin’ Ouran and like, these total fuckin’ bull-dykes just invade shit. At first you think they’re dudes but then they’re like WE’RE CHICKS and then they start fuckin’ singin’ and then they try and steal the Host Club’s ho. And I’m thinking “damn, son.” These bitches have NUTS. Maybe dicks. I’m not gonna ask, man. But anyway these cunts were hardCORE. So like, after I reviewed Ouran one of you Anonymous motherfuckers told me that there was a whole anime about like, the place that these crazy-ass dykes go to school. Like where they TRAIN to dyke out.
So I went down to the basement and I asked my little sister and her fuckin’ little giggly friends (I slipped the Indiana Cocksausage to like three of them so far, high-five me son) and I says to them where can I find this anime with the school full of carpet-slobbers? And they start fuckin’ giggling like always. Later that night, while her buddy Koneko-chan was blowing me, she fuckin’ slipped me a DVD-R that said MARMITE on it. And some pictures of flowers and ^_^ faces and shit. Now any lady worth her tits knows that I need to be handled with two hands but I let it slide just this once. Score.
I don’t know no, like, fuckin’ moon-man talk, but I looked on the internet and Marmite is supposed to be a word that means “Virgin Mary is watchin’.” I was raised Catholic, man, so I know all about that shit. Like when I’m beating the shit out of guys outside a bar, i’m always fuckin’ making the sign of the cross so that she sees that I’m an alright dude and this heathen-ass motherfucker I’m kicking in the face is gettin’ what’s comin’ to him. Otherwise, up in heaven, Mary shoots some holy lightning out her fingers and let me tell you you don’t wanna be on the ass end of that.
Anyway this school is kind of like prison because they have this bitch system where the older bulldyke like takes a cute little dyke-in-training under her wing. They call it some French shit like pet soup. Fuckin’ frogs never make any sense. I dunno why they put them in this anime. Then she teaches her the special techniques and stuff that you need to crash host clubs and take their women. It’s like how if Goku trains by himself, right, he doesn’t build his power level that fast, but if he does it with fuckin’ 100 times gravity it’s like DAAAMN. See, the big dyke is like gravity.
So this is the biggest dyke there is. Her name is some crazy moonshit like Satchmo Omega or something. She doesn’t even fuck around a little bit. If your tie is tied wrong she’ll walk right the fuck over and fix that shit on the double. And then she’ll look at you all like “what? you deserve this, you sloppy cunt.”. Then she just walks away. That’s hardcore. When I saw that shit I was like WHAT.
This chick Yumi here is who Satchmo is trying to stick her fingers in. Satchmo does this shit where she goes to the door but she knows Yumi is already there so she just pounces on that ass. Then she’s like “girl you’re my little sister now”. Goddamn. That’s smooth. But Yumi is you know one of those hard-to-nail kind of bitches and she’s like “no thanks Satchmo” (even though she SO wants it), and so Satchmo has to like, hunt that pussy until it yields. I can totally identify with that. And that’s basically what the show is about, but there are a fuckin’ billion other clit-chompers too.
So these are the ones that run shit. The Big Dykes. They’re so badass that people named them after flowers, which is like, the ultimate honor if you’re a muff-licker. Cause lezzies always say that pussies look like flowers, and if you’re named after one that means you’re the ultimate pussy. Even chicks wonder about whether or not they’re the ultimate, sometimes.
Okay, this is Sega Genesis. She is probably the most ultimate because, like, way back in the day, on the wild frontier, she made Satchmo her bitch. So Satchmo has to call herself, like, Sega Genesis In Bottom and that’s FUCKED UP man but that’s how these crazy-ass dykes operate. They don’t give a GOD damn.
This chick is Rosa Gigantor and she’s the ill pimp. She’s always like trying to take Yumi to the back of the mansion to make out and maybe shove something in one of her holes, you know? Yumi is all “oh no” and shit but you know the thing I noticed about that chick? She always fuckin’ wants it. I can tell. I bet when she resists, it like, gets Gigantor’s clitoris even HARDER. If I had to be a girl (god forbid and god bless my cock), I’d be Rosa Gigantor any fuckin’ day. She scores almost as much as I do, probably.
Rosa Gigantor is so fuckin’ hardcore that her lesbo-in-training is that Harmonica girl from Harry Potter. Girl-on-girl is magic if you ask me, so like she basically had to come here sooner or later.
This chick is Rosa Febreeze. In one episode it looks like she’s dating a guy, and all the dykes totally fuckin’ dyke out, like they’re gonna kick her out of her club or some shit. It turns out she’s just chillin’ with her bros. There’s this other part where Satchmo is engaged to her cousin, and this whole thing where you call your lezzie fuckbuddy your little sister is kind of weird. I mean I only fuck my little sister’s friends, you know? I heard that rich people fuck their cousins to make sure that like, poor people blood doesn’t get into your system. Cause if you have poor people blood it like makes your whole family poor. The bad part is that when you only have rich people blood, eventually retards come out. I think they call it the “one percent rule”. I guess people do what they gotta do to hold on to those papers.
Anyway this is Ray and he’s kind of got this Bosom Buddies thing going where he’s, like infiltrated, and told the dykes at school he’s just a really mannish chick. He’s so mannish that when he pulls out the cock they’re like “oh i understand you poor thing” and let him fuckin’ bone them at will. That’d be the life for me, except for I’d never wear a dress. What is this guy, some kind of faggot? But then he’s all about the pussy! Can there be a thing where you like both or something? I don’t get it. That’s still faggot shit to me. Anyway, his little sister has these handlebar braids that I would pull on like a motherfucker while I hit it from behind. They’re cousins too. Remember those rug-muncher cousins from fuckin’ Sailor Moon? That shit was berserker.
More like Big Brother is Watching You Try To Make Out because one day I’m gonna fuckin’ train my ass off, walk into one of these prissy-bitch schools and fuckin’ wreck every pussy in the house right there on the spot. 4 stars. I had to take one off because this show almost made me want to bang my sister. That ain’t right.